Today's Song of the Day

Blame it on the Rain, Milli Vanilli, 1989

Blame it on the rain? Yes, let's blame this rain-soaked weekend on Hurricane Helene. Be gone. BTW, you can blame this post on Ryan Murphy. Raise your hands ✋️-- Who has watched "Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story?" I couldn't make it past midway of episode 4 but Milli Vanilli was all in Episode 1. So, yeah, Rob and Fab have been with me ever since.

80s lesson No. 1: Milli Vanilli prepared Gen X to embrace the digital age with open arms. Think about it -- Milli Vanilli is analog AI. So what? We still love them. If something is good, it's good.

I am so in love with this 80s pop culture revival storm. To any of my Gen Y, Z, or Alpha friends who are serious about channeling all the totally bitchin' awesome 80s goodness -- I'm available for consult. I have the perfect 80s resume, ya know. My 1971 pedigree makes me an authority -- the entirety of my formidable years fall in the 1980s. Use me.

Happy Monday and stay tuned.